yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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