Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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