Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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