Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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