My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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