she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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