dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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