i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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