Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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