Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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