K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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