Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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