kristin has been a bad kristin
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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