I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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