don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
