he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
