So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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