Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I have so many feelings about this burrito
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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