Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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