I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Boobs speak an international language.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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