you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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