I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
