Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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