He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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