i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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