I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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