my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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