ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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