the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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