im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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