I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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