jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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