I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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