Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Shame - the story of my life.
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