We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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