D3 body, D1 cock
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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