I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake đź‘Ś
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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