it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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