Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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