Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
