you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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