birth control should be required to get into college
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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