Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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