What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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