is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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