p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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