I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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