...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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