Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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