This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
