Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Operation Purity has been aborted
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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