We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I wish i was in the wii world.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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