if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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