But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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