i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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