Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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