Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You almost got us killed.
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