What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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