I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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